Monday, February 8, 2010

If I Were

Securityville and Handbags & Handguns started me thinking, so I'm going to play along...

If I were...
If I were a month, I'd be June.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be noon.
If I were a planet, I’d be Earth.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Great White shark.
If I were a direction, I’d be northeast.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a sofa.
If I were a liquid, I’d be a tall glass of sweet tea.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a blue topaz.
If I were a tree, I’d be an oak.
If I were a tool, I’d be a rotary cutter.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be sunny with a gentle breeze.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a piano.
If I were a color, I’d be raspberry.
If I were an emotion, I’d be happy.
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be a unicorn.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a cantaloupe.
If I were a sound, I’d be ocean waves crashing on the shore.
If I were a car, I’d be a blue Lexus.
If I were a food, I’d be anything chinese.
If I were a place, I’d be a beach.
If I were a material, I’d be flannel.
If I were a taste, I’d be strawberry flavored.
If I were a scent, I’d be a dryer sheet (fresh and clean).
If I were an object, I’d be a camera.
If I were a body part, I’d be a mouth.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smile.
If I were a song, I’d be anything '80s.
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be flip flops.
If I were a flower, I'd be a stargazer lily.

What would you be?


Shorty said...

I like your answers! The rotary cutter response cracked me up... being a 'stitch lover' I should've come up with a sewing tool, too!!!

Victoria said...

Very clever and great answers!
I know that I'd be a beach, too... as for the rest I'll have to give mine some thought!

Amy said...

yes, northeast. sweet tea. beach. yes.


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